Tag Archives: Parody

We here at Imperial Security Bureau are extremely concerned by the reports of an Imperial Regional Governors being murdered on the Outer Rim planets of Batuu and Vandor,” The Director of Imperial Intelligence said. “Our concerns go out to the … Continue reading

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If you haven’t yet had the displeasure of watching that little limp peen’s response to Emperor Palpatine’s Galactic Empire State of the Union, I suggest you take some pink bisthmus or some menstruation meds or whatever you need to do … Continue reading

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Earlier today @palpsid77’s account was inadvertently deactivated due to human error by a HoloTwitter employee. The account was down for 11 minutes, and has since been restored. We are continuing to investigate and are taking steps to prevent this from … Continue reading

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All of those Slave Leias lied and they will be sued. Avemut Heat

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Why Straight Mandalorian Women Are Marrying Each Other In Mandalorian Space, Abighawo Rthail discovers an empowering clan tradition undergoing a modern revival. Mugman Ingoosi and Anasju Matasia’s homestead lies among a cluster of hamlets that make up the remote village … Continue reading

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It’s my understanding that Alien voters are aligning with Leia Organa in greater and greater numbers as election day draws near.  This is a picture of Leia Organa with her parents and brother, Luke Skywalker.  For those of you too … Continue reading

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Onderon First Order Say They’re Getting Worse Treatment Than Rebel Lives Matter Movement “They don’t get any backlash, not on the level that we’re getting.” First Order soldiers at the entrance to the Eurmalh Refuge headquarters on Onderon, which an … Continue reading

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What a great humanitarian. Darth Vader (@VaderSWAG77). Beautiful.

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OK… 😉

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